12-31-07: Added more videos into the Video Gallery

 Specifically - Some of the Awakenings Behind the scenes and blooper videos.

12-30-07:  Added some videos into the Video Gallery

 12-23-07: After MUCH pressure, I have started uploading videos and linking them in the video gallery. Current Stats (And I'm still working on it)

3 - Videos in "Other Videos"

2 - In Reels

2 - In Short films (Consolation prize and Both Ends)

25 - In Roach's Music Videos.

So Feel free to jump on over to the Video Gallery and check it out.

And to that person who told me I needed to GET OUT THERE!  (And you know who you are!) Well, darn it, I'm just getting started but you are gonna have to watch each and every one of these, cause I've been putting it off for years!

Also Updated the Realm Residents!  Geesh you guys/gals, how could you let me be so out of date?! 

And I got rid of the "What's new Section, cause like I put all that right here for you crazy people, that still visit the website. (Thus why the space over yonder there).

Also took down the link to Roach's Music videos -- Cause they're all streaming now in the video Gallery (Or at least most of them, I'll get them all in there) and then I'll hook up the links so you can download them. No point in confusing the minions.

Cool Videos - Also bites the dust, cause well, that's going into the video gallery too.

And now that I can't upload anymore videos to youtube today, I think I'll go update my "About me!"  -- Yeah right, whatever!  - Okay FINE I did it!

12-22-07 - Okay ONLY because I've been BANNED from editing "Seconds" is my website being updated.  (And only cause I'm tired of looking at and working on other people's websites am I doing this).  Someone told me (Damn her! and you know who you are) that I need to flaunt myself a little more, so I am...Lots and lots of updates hitting the video gallery...so look out.  (It is after all where I show myself off). 

12-09-07 - I KNOW!  WHAT A SLACKER I AM!  Well been busy with a new production since oh...about August time frame - and life before that.  It's called "Seconds" we've wrapped shooting, and I'm now editing. (Yes, I did produce this, I was the DP - Shot on HD, and now I'm editing it) -- See BUSY!

More info and updates on this can be found here - Creative Rune Website

And now I'm updated...and moving on to getting some actual work done.

5-06-07 -- For a Limited time only!

"Private Lives" by Noel Coward, performed by the Woodinville Rep. Theatre, back in March of 2005.  (Machelle Allman, Eric Stevens, Shaun O'Grady, Danielle Reierson, Amy Sedgwick) and Directed by one of my favs Marsha Stueckle.

4-19-07 - FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! 

"The Maiden's Prayer" by Nicki Silver can be viewed in the Video Gallery or by following the link. (Amy Chavez, Chris Guerrieo, Tim Brandt, Glynis Mitchell Shobhit Agarwal)

Also Added is Friday Night's Performances from Theatre Unleashed!  (Tim Brandt, Scott Burns, Jodi James, Bob Smith, Shobhit Agarwal).

4-08-07 - Well the Video Gallery is ALIVE AND WELL!

I just added the short films of "Jason Date", "Good Enough" and "Dog Sitting" into the Short Films Section.

There are a lot of other updates involved in the Video Gallery, but most pare protected, or you need to become my friend on youtube to view.  So it you want to?  Send me E-mail!

3-27-07 -- Yeah yeah, it CHANGED!  HAH!

And so is the site slowly but surely.  so hang on, as things start shifting around! 

1-26-07:  So I've been silent, but uhm, that's cause I've been busy.  Let's just say having become a board member, and the assistant managing director for the NWAS has kept more than busy...as well as producing my own series of shows called POV!  (Power of video)  We're on a second one now, and uhm, we've almost packed our house after two days of media!  Go roach and friends!

So if you'd like to view the posters/flyer materials for POV, click on the links below.  I will be adding a new section the RoachsRealm website as soon as I find a spare moment for POV.

POVII copy(3).jpg (The Poster)   POVII copyB&W.jpg (In Black and white)

12-02-06: Quickie update, cause I've been slacking off. (NOT!)  Been spending my time building the Northwest Actor's Studio Website -- as well as stage managing a show "The Maiden's Prayer" for them back in late Sept, and now working on fundraising, videotaping, and all sorts of other things for them. (They're keeping me really busy).

And on top of that, I'm also working with FSTF Productions (From Start to Finish Productions)  If you really want to know what I'm up to...check them out!

9-26-06 -- Yeah, okay, so it's been a while...Updates in PROGRESS! and fixing some things that have obviously broken.   Anyway, since the last update (May...OMG! many months).  I've since shot 3 short films, helped on two others, and worked on a KILLER play, worked on a Feature Film (My own) as well as the Short Version (which later I killed cause of issues)...etc etc.  Been busy.  More to come.

But in the interim -- most of you I know visit for videos.  (I'm fixing the links to the others now) but there are some new ones -- www.youtube.com  and search for "CameraJockey"  that's me.  Also, www.myspace.com/camerajockey  come, be my friend, you KNOW you wanna!

5-19-06 -- Well there's a New Roach Rant!  Feel free to check it out if you wish.  Depressing yes, but for sure a Rant of great proportions. Actually you wanna read it, ask.

Also Added another video:  This one is the Alyssa Matt Vid from Awakenings.  Fun stuff made with otherwise wasted footage.  Check it out/download it here if you desire.

4-27-06 -- YIPPIE! Roach is BAAAAAACK!

Okay, the blurb, (and I didn't write this)

"You'll like the way she MOOOOOOVES!  Danielle reierson stars as Lara Croft in the fan made film "Awakenings".  Check out the video by the Women Who Kicks Ass music video Master, ROACH!"

And with that...the video link:  It is zipped, so click away.

Awakenings - WWKA-DR-Lara_ Croft(WMV 512).zip

I'll be making up a special little page for this as soon as I find the time, but until then, check out the website for Awakenings (and yeah, that is me, H.R. Crystal, who's heading up this endeavor, when in need of WWKA one not need resort to making your own movie -- but I could so I did!

Feedback as always, let me know what you think.  roach@roachsrealm.com

3-20-06  -- (It's early A.M. Here, but we all know Roach is an Night owl!)

So what's the deal to provoke me to upate my site twice in one month?  well simply put...COOLNESS!

The Deal -- the project that has kept me from most of my realm duties for the past month (okay a few days here and there, but I've been discovered as a tech GODDESS! -- which we already knew -- but good to know other's see it)  anyway, "The Third Party" (link is to the promo vid download) is premiering 3-26-06 at the NW actor's Studio in Seattle.   If you're in the general area, shoot me a mail and I'll get you specific details It's FREE if we know you're coming.

Need a poster?  here ya go! (click on it to see a bigger version)

For those of you NOT in the Seattle do not fret!  There are options.  You see, Staci is not accustomed to the power of the Realm and it's followers.  I bet you 10-1 if enough people show interest (figure maybe a handful of ya) in seeing the full flick it might just end up here on the website, like "That's my Baby" did.  see -- Roach at work!  do the miracles ever cease?  (with Roach around, NAH!)

And well, I know it's weird to plug your own project after something you only AD'd on/worked on, but geesh, check this out.  www.roachsrealm.com/awakenings  and yeah, that is me, H.R. Crystal  the one and the only ROACH OF THE REALM! 

3-05-06 - OMG! Roach is updating her Site!  Run, Run, Run for your LIVES!

So here's the deal and the reasons why,

1 - Roach has been working a ton lately.  (that's why no updates)

2 - See #1.

3 - Now it's time to plug some of my friends projects.

-- The Third Party! -- Roach is AD (assistant Director) and Second Cam (and sometimes Second Unit) on this project for the NW Actors Studio. This is just a promo since we're still actually shooting it.  but download, watch, enjoy and be enticed to see more.

-- "That's My Baby".  -- The full on Short.  And let me tell you, this thing ROCKS!  and we all know how rare those recommendations come out of my mouth.  So uhm, why this one?  what does it have that allows it to grace Roach's Website, especially on the home page?  Huhm, written and directed by the very Awesome Staci Bernstein, stars my buddies Alyssa Tomoff and Danielle Reierson (who will be coming to you via a Roach's Realm production later this year).  So you see? it's all connected.

~Signing off, now, gotta go do even more work ~

9-15-05 -- FINE! Updates, tons and tons and tons of them.

Happy now?  well many of you Xena fans might not be, because of abuse of the downloading of multiple files at once, thus clogging up the network connection (causing Roach and her hosted websites Great stress) they have been removed.  HUH? YOU ASK?  well, darn it, simple rules, "one file at a time" and I looked, I checked, I watched, and this was not being followed.  so no more freebies for you.  Don't like it?  BITE ME!   You want something?  I'm BUSY!  unless you know me, -- and I like you -- you get nothing anymore.  END OF STORY. 

2/14/05 -- Been updating a lot in the Trading Post, working on some projects which have taken me away from the website for long stretches of the time.  However, I have added the New TBV #6 to the Trading post and it is now available for materials and shipping costs.  Curious as to what this is?  Check it out here

And Now, I shall go dig in my files to find some media and update the Xena web.  (yeah yeah, caving to the pressure, but it's so great, I don't see anyone surviving it for long)  I feel so loved. 

9/20/2004 - Okay, bored, so I did some tiny updates to the site.  Not much to speak of, but I did add a lot of stuff into the Xena web, you know, added some disclaimers, a couple of video links, (Okay, a lot)  Spent lots of time updating the Trading post with all my newly captured acquisitions.  So that's it,

~Smee Signing off ~

~ ouch ouch my fingers.~ 

Like a dumbass, your oh-not-so-wise Goddess of the Realm updated the Fan Music Video Database with over 300 new Videos. (they may not be new to you, but they are to the database)  While mostly buffy/angel videos, hey, gotta start at the top and work your way down, right?  Save the best for last?  LOL.  Anyway, that's what I wasted the better part of my day doing.  That and putting the above Video Contest Together.  So darn it, if you're reading this, and feeling my pain at all, swing in, and drop some loving care onto one of the fabulous vidders who are donating their time to create a video JUST FOR YOU! 

~Later - your suffering Host ~

Roach

So what brings this on?  Had to share the best "Plead your case to see All Things"  I have yet to read.  Had me smiling from ear to ear.

~ Entertainment brought to the Realm by xenasbard ~

~ End Transmission back to regularly scheduled Slackness ~

News of the Week:  Haven't updated in a while, as I'm sure you noticed, but I kinda sorta have.  been working on some websites, and a couple of really big video projects. (Did I say BIG?  Overwhelming really).  Anyway, a moment of your attention. **Are you reading?**

Good!

 A call for support again for   www.makemarksmovie.com  What's it all about?  Mark made a movie, it has people we all know and love in it, and well, he be needing some of that monetary help.  I have been doing my share, but the love is not being shared.  I have converted some interviews with Mark, so check them out  HERE Come on, you know you want to.

Looking for the following?

-- Warrior Women with Lucy Lawless Tape/DVD Ring?

-- TBV (Specifically #5) Tape/DVD Ring?

Dooh, haven't got the info up on these yet, but hey, I'm working hard here.  Anyway, if you need/want either of these on DVD, drop me a line, and I'll shoot you the details.  but basically, I've got them, and materials/shipping gets them out the door and on their way to you. The links will shoot me an E-mail, so tell me your desires, and I'll see about hooking you up with a satisfying Lucy Lawless fix for the month, K?

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